Taco 'bout More Fashion & 5 Ridiculous Things for Tonight's Game

If you didn't know, (and why would you), this here blogger site has a nifty little feature that tells me how many views each post gets.  Now, I presume that most of the clicks that occur come either from A) spambots, or B) dyslexic cats who have never used Google before.  And that's fine.  This blog is for everyone, even those with a desire for the complete destruction of humankind (the cats).  Nevertheless, I still find it interesting to see what entries get the most attention.

Currently, there are two posts that are way out ahead in terms of numbers (of course every post is of the highest quality and due as much respect as the rest.  Go ahead, reread them all and see).  The highest grossing one thus far was pushed along by a podcast mention, so we won't dignify that.  Telling people about your post?  Pfft, what are you trying to do, try?  No thanks.

The second most popular is last week's Thursday entry, which consisted mainly of my mocking of some horrific abominations of taco-inspired clothing.  So, clearly, folks who read me are fashion mongers.  Sure, why not.  I buy new pants at least once a decade, thus I am right there with y'all.

In order to capitalize on this interest, and pull a few more tasty clicks out you smartly dressed folks at home, I've ducked back down into the clothing world.  In fact, I'm going really far down, as much as you can, all the way to the bottom.  That's right, it's the shooooooesszzzuh!

Jen is very excited about this

My prime source for ladies fashion here today is from this story written last year, which is both hilarious and remarkable.  For whatever reason, those in charge of sports gear for the female set seem to think that, sure, women may say they like sports, but they only want to display their fandom in completely un-sporty ways.  I mean, you may have been an Oakland Athletic's fan since you were a child, but do you really want a ball or bat ornament?  Lady, you do not.

Just like the pro's wear!  Or so I've heard.

But wait, you can't wear that!  Silly girl, that's only embarrassing at home.  Let's get you something that'll let the world around you know that you're serious about football.  And...glitter!

Fierce?  Uh, no, I've seen the Jaguars play, thank you.

Finally, hockey fans aren't left out.  And by fans, I mean women who certainly have no real knowledge of the game, nor any concern for foot comfort.

Nothing says you're a puckhead like tiny, embroidered beads.

So, yeah, if you need any gift ideas for a gal you're really not very fond of, there you go. 

But wait, there's a game tonight!  And you need something to turn heads during your shift at the Wingz 'n Boobz.  Which team do you like, Carolina or Philadelphia?  Not sure?  Well, it is confusing for anyone without a penis.  So, here' some quality footwear from both squads.  Thank goodness for NFL.com.  Who wins?

Made with real Eagle fur!

For those casual Carolina rallies

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Anything else ridiculous tonight?  Is that possible?  Well, now that you ask.

• Oh, I'm supposed to treat a baptism in a hotel pool with hushed reverence and respect.  Yeah, you're at the wrong blog for religious acceptance, my friends.  Now go hit someone so hard they can't walk again!  And then you can pray for them.  Yeah, that's how that works, I think.
• Now this is the type of thing I can always get behind.  One chip to rule them all!
• Eagle vs Panther?  Nah, better to watch Eagle vs Shark.  Trust me.

The winner?  Sure as hell not self-respect.  But you're here, so you knew that already.